Double Feature
TEENAGE JAILBAIT
( aka Teen-Age Jail Bait )
&
BLUE SUMMER
(1973)
(Double Feature on one DVD)
DIRECTOR: Teenage Jailbait: Stu Segall (C.B. Hustlers, Drive-In Massacre) / Blue Summer: Chuck Vincent (Summer Camp, Deranged, Roommates)
STARS: Teenage Jailbait: John Alderman (And When She Was Bad, Good-Bye Cruel World), Rene Bond (Swingers Massacre, Country Hooker), Kriss Kross, Chesley Noone, Marsha Jordan (Black Alley Cats, Her Odd Tastes) / Blue Summer: Davey Jones, Bo White, Lilly Bi Peep, Joann Sterling, Melissa Evers, Eric Edwards (Fallen Angels)
SYNOPSIS: Two explicit softcore winners from the early 70's
Teenage Jailbait: Two scantily clad 70's chicks, "Sue" (Bond) and "Amanda" (Kross) break down on a country road. Pretty soon a dune buggy with two sleazy guys "Joey" (genre vet John Alderman) and "Jack" show up to help. They drive the girls to a deserted area and attack them. Alderman manhandles Kross and she fights back… but once he goes down on her she learns to enjoy it. The convincing sex scene between them is pretty graphic and lengthy. Meanwhile, Noone gets rough with Bond as she kicks, scratches and screams but ultimately he can't get it up. He makes her promise not to tell the aggressive Alderman. After their sex, Kross hatches an idea and tells Alderman that she knows where her father hides his illegal money. All he has to do is tie up the family and rob them. The four head off to the girl's home on their ill conceived plan. Kross's father, stepmother (sexploitation legend Jordan) and stepsister are tied up by the gang. Alderman goes off with Jordan to retrieve the cash in the bedroom but gets sidetracked by her MILF body and pendulous breasts. They have a sex scene and plot a double cross. Later, the stepsister is tied nude and spread-eagle on the kitchen table for the family to see as Kross threatens to make her parents watch as she loses her virginity! Infighting and betrayal leads to violence as Bond tries to convince Noone to do the right thing. John Alderman steals the show and chews up the scenery in one of his best roles as the forceful, doomed leader of the chaos. The amazingly-named Kriss Kross is also memorable as the type of mean, foul-mouthed, loose woman you might expect to see in a vintage John Waters film. Running time: 53 mins
Blue Summer: This is one of the prolific Chuck Vincent's best mainstream films. Two likable teens pack up their van, nicknamed "The Meat Wagon", and head out for adventures on their last vacation before college. They pick up two sexy hitchhikers with tight shorts and heavy New Yawk accents. The two girls shoplift supplies (steaks, beer, chips, etc) and they head off to a campsite.The ladies are DTF and the foursome have an explicit group sex scene. Eventually the guys realize the two chicks are con artists and dump them off on another unsuspecting victim. They meet a hippy guru and his two topless followers in a field. The girls screw the guys and they all go back to van. The guru explains that they share everything and proceed to relieve the boys of their cash and beer. Once again our heroes have to sneak away and leave their new friends in the dust. Adult film vet Eric Edwards introduces the horny duo to the town whore and they almost get beat up by some jealous locals. Eventually they find real love with another young teen and a kind MILF respectively. The ending is a bittersweet life lesson. A mean looking biker turns up throughout the film as a sort of guide / guardian angel. Funny, dramatic, dirty and poignant with lots of fresh faces and local color. This one has a different flavor than the usual California coast / hitchhiker sexploitation as it was shot in the beautiful Northeast (mostly upstate New York). Recommended. Running time: 1hr 18mins
*For more see: The Hitchhikers, Midnight Intruders, Thumb Tripping, Teenager and Escape from Cell Block 3
Fullscreen / Color (both films)
Region Free NTSC dvd-R
BLACK dvd case (above image is the front cover art)
Buy "Teenage Jailbait / Blue Summer" : $20.00
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