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(Check out our exclusive Gore Gazette dvd)
The Gore Gazette was a typed, Xeroxed
and (initially) free fanzine dedicated to supporting the kinds of
films overlooked by the mainstream. Twisted horror, import sleaze,
drug expose, toilet humor, and of course lots of gore. All the
ingredients of a life spent slithering from one 42nd Street
grindhouse to the next. It was written, edited and published by Rick
Sullivan out of New Jersey. He haunted the screens of New York's
infamous 42nd Street (or "The Deuce") and also the seedier
grindhouses of NJ (most notably the Fabian Theater in Paterson).
When reading through this feature keep in mind that the
GG was published at a time before the internet, before
special edition double-disc dvds with commentary, before soccer moms
knew what the term "grindhouse" meant. Back when a film like
Cannibal Holocaust played in a few theaters, for a few
weeks, in a few cities and then disappeared. If you wanted to see
the film in it's uncut form again the wait would be 20
years! If you missed it on The Deuce... it was a long
wait. Zines like Gore Gazette, Sleazoid Express,
Psychotronic, Slimetime, The Splatter Times and many others
were in the trenches to report what was happening. So it's worth
remembering some devoted publishers who didn't have the IMDB,
Video Watchdog, a Blu-ray player and an EZ
Boy to help out as they wrote film reviews. To paraphrase
a little from Criswell in Plan 9 From Outer
Space:
"You are interested
in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you
are here. And now for the first time we are bringing to you the full
story of what happened. We are giving you all the evidence
based only on the secret testimony of the miserable souls who
survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places - we
cannot keep this a secret any longer. My friend, can your heart
stand the shocking facts about..."
The Best (and Worst) of the Gore
Gazette
The following is a selection of
excerpts from the
14 Year / 110 Issue run of the Gore
Gazette
#1
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( The Premiere
Issue )
#10 -
GALAXINA: It was a good idea but the comedy
never rises above an embarrassingly juvenile level and the presence
of the annoying Avery Schreiber as the crew's commander makes the
whole film look like an elaborate "Doritos"
commercial.
#12
- NOCTURNA: Who the hell is Mai Bonet? That's
the question we asked as we left the 42nd Street theatre showing a
Mai Bonet double bill (Hoodlums was the co-feature)
This horrendously unattractive, talent-less Hawaiian witch plays
Dracula's granddaughter who can only suppress her vampiric desires
to drink blood by disco dancing!
#14
- THE HAND: …gore junkies may get off on the
brutal amputation scene, but for the most part The
Hand is a dreadful bore. Director Oliver Stone
(Midnight Express screenwriter) should know better
than to resurrect a film plot that looked laughable back in the 60's
As far as we're concerned The Hand gets the
finger.
#16 - MS. 45: The film is not unlike a
female version of Maniac , with newcomer Zoe
Tamerlis in the title role being a lot more fun to look at than Joe
Spinell. By day at her job she resembles an urban Natasha Kinski ,
yet at night whilst man-killing in garish make-up and black leather
she becomes a seductively demented Brooke Shields.
#17
- THE
PSYCHOPATH
#18
- I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE: …Spit garnered a great deal of
notoriety when it attracted the attention of reviewers Siskel &
Ebert. Citing Spit as "the absolute worst" with regards to its
inhumane and sexist treatment of women these two weeds urged
movie-goers to write irate letters to the distributors of this film
and all others of similar ilk. However I wonder if their reception
would be as warm if people knew that Roger Ebert was the creative
genius responsible for writing the screenplay of that 1970 decadence
/ gore/ sex classic Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Roger's
screenplay featured assorted female beatings, stompings, assaults,
etc., and culminated in a lovely sequence in which a young lady was
forced to perform fellatio on a loaded .45 revolver. How come you
didn't include that example in your " women abused" spectacular,
pal? PEOPLE WHO OWN THE DARK: After the crudely inserted credits
revealed that Sean Cunningham had nothing to do with this flick, I
was shocked to find People to be an ancient, low-budget Spanish
import from the late 60's or early 70's starring none other than
Paul Naschy. I ran out and looked at the poster once again only to
find that Mr. Naschy's name had been anglicized to "Paul Mackey" as
had all the other credits in the honorable tradition begun by
miscellaneous snake oil distributors like Dimension Pictures, Wm.
Mishkin, etc.
#19
- CLASH OF THE TITANS: ...Hamlin in
particular is amazing - he looks and acts like a young,
pre-decadence Jim Morrison circa 1966. Coolly pouting and mugging
his way through most of the film's 2 hours of heavy-handed dialogue
with Morrison-like air.
#20
- BARBED WIRE DOLLS: Production value on this
film is strictly skid row: the script is mindless and plodding, the
direction of "zoom lens" Franco is embarrassing to say the
least and the sound booms as if it were recorded in a subway
lavatory.
#21
- Editorial: T.V. addicts / movie fans in the
NY metropolitan area will be dismayed to hear that Psychotronic, the
year-old weekly guide to horror, classics exploitation and weirdness
on local television has ceased publication as of mid-July. …Don't
expect Weldon to become a forgotten cult hero however, he already
has plans afoot for a book to be published which he informs us will
be a guide to low-budget films on TV, as well as long range goals
for a possible Psychotronic resurrection in the not-too-distant
future.
#22 - Editorial: Roky Erickson
agreed to supply the G.G. with a listing of his all-time favorite
horror films, with appropriate comments. Being a bit otherworldly
himself, not all these titles will be familiar to readers (or myself
for that matter), but I believe Roky has seen them in some shape or
form. Here are the Roky Top 5: 1) The
Hearse - No comment from Roky 2) Curse of
the Demon - "a great film that really tells you where
Lucifer's at." 3) Creature With the Atom
Brain - "people talk a lot about the creature in the movie,
but I saw the film itself as one big
creature." 4) The Little Girl Who Tread a
Loaf - "this one is more of a poem than a movie…it's about
Little Orphan Annie and goblins." 5) It Happened at
Lakewood Manor - no comment from Roky.
HOT SPUR
#24 - 
#26 - SEEDS OF
EVIL: Joe Dallesandro is great for the first 15
minutes of the film with his patented no-wave deadpan acting style,
but the film is so endlessly talky, inept and boring that it is not
even humorous by virtue of it's incredible
miscasting.
Editorial: On Sunday
Nov. 1, 1981, the G.G. will be holding it's First Anniversary Party at Club 57
at 8:30pm. The event will feature a screening of the little seen
H.G. Lewis epic The Wizard of Gore as well as an
appearance by Lewis himself. That's right we've managed to track
down the elusive goremeister and he's agreed to intro the movie,
sign autographs and answer questions G.G. readers might want to hurl
his way. Hershell has informed us he's never met any group
assemblage of his fans before. Admission is $4.00 (a paltry sum to
meet a legend).
#27
- Editorial: Thanks to Gary Levinson,
Mark Nardone and Steve Schindler for pointing out a glaring error in
G.G. #25. In the review of Dead People, I credit a
gentleman named Royal Dano as portraying a mutant black albino
zombie rat-eater. The aforementioned trio informed me that Dano 1)
is not black, 2) was cast as Marianna Hill's missing father 3)
doesn't eat a rat throughout the entire course of the film. My
apologies to Dano for the foul-up, apparently he is a well-respected
character actor whose career has spanned nearly three decades. On
the other hand, the G.G. has not yet received an apology from anyone
concerned with releasing this three-time-retitled loser for the
$4.00 we blew going to see
it. "Beware the Bogus Lover": Throughout the past month, a co-feature at
many of the area theatre's sleazier bills has been advertised as
The Demon Lover. That film, an entertaining little
Grade-Zer made by earnest horror devotees is not always being shown.
In it's place, a scurrilous distributor has taken an old 1969
abomination called The Body Beneath directed by the
king of hack directors Andy Milligan, lopped off the title credits
(replacing them with nothing) and is attempting to pass it off as
Lover in at least three different theatres in Queens, Manhattan and
New Jersey…Milligan losers are always to be avoided, but the fact
that this one is being passed off as another film has to be the
lowest trick ever pulled by a scum bucket shyster.
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BEST OF THE GORE
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